Dead Bird

[Shujinco2]

Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.

They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 

Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.

*points*

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

Isn't that site just awesome? ^_^