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Started by Redpaige13, June 21, 2008, 09:22:50 PM

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Redpaige13

I've been a huge fan of the classic Spyro games, back when intercourse ing Insomniac Studios did them.  Ahh, the good old days.

Then.. what was it, Universal Studios did the games, and they were intercourse ing poopty as hell.  Now I don't know who the intercourse  does them, because after Universal got their retarded intercourse ing hands on Spyro, I was like "Fuck this poop!"

Who the intercourse  is doing them now?!  I want to know so I can personally beat the ever loving SHIT out of them for destroying my heart and soul.



WHAT THE FUCK!?  Spyro and Sparx used to look so adorable, and cute!  Now  Spyro looks intercourse ing retarded, and Sparx...Christ almighty...

What the hell does Insomniac think about this?  Imma write them a darn letter asking this.  I really wish they'd take their game back.  I don't want to see Spyro butchered anymore. 

FORNICATION BABY!

Anarchy_Jas

I started to say that wasn't Spyro, and that it was Barney the Dinosaur mixed with Michael Jackson, but sadly enough...

It's Spyro. Same darn thing happened to my best friend Crash Bandicoot. D=
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

GreatGonzales106

Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 09:28:07 PM
I started to say that wasn't Spyro, and that it was Barney the Dinosaur mixed with Michael Jackson, but sadly enough...

It's Spyro. Same dang thing happened to my best friend Crash Bandicoot. D=
:O You're right it looks exactly like Barney

Redpaige13

Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 09:28:07 PM
I started to say that wasn't Spyro, and that it was Barney the Dinosaur mixed with Michael Jackson, but sadly enough...

It's Spyro. Same darn thing happened to my best friend Crash Bandicoot. D=
*hugs*   We'll hurt the people who destroyed the Crash Bandicoot games as well. 

FORNICATION BABY!

Tupin

I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Redpaige13

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 

FORNICATION BABY!

Tupin

Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 
Yes.

I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.

Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Redpaige13

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 
Yes.

I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.

Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;

This is horrible!  I just died a little more inside. 

FORNICATION BABY!

Tupin

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Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 
Yes.

I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.

Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;

This is horrible!  I just died a little more inside. 
It gets worse, sorry to say.

The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.

Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.

Way to ruin my childhood, Sierra.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Redpaige13

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 
Yes.

I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.

Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;

This is horrible!  I just died a little more inside. 
It gets worse, sorry to say.

The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.

Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.
NO!  PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'RE LYING! 

This can't be happening.  This is a bad dream.

FORNICATION BABY!

Lotos

Kinda like DK when Nintendo sold Rare.  You have to hope for a good company to come along...

えっちーせんぱい

Holy poop oh god.






Everything intercourse ing sucks now.

Anarchy_Jas

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 
Yes.

I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.

Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;

This is horrible!  I just died a little more inside. 
It gets worse, sorry to say.

The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.

Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.

Way to ruin my childhood, Sierra.

Hey, I love Norbit and Dr. Dolittle movies so dun go there. xD

But I doubt a Spyro movie would be good.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

Tupin

Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.

They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.

Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie? 
Yes.

I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.

Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;

This is horrible!  I just died a little more inside. 
It gets worse, sorry to say.

The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.

Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.
NO!  PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'RE LYING! 

This can't be happening.  This is a bad dream.
http://movies.ign.com/articles/830/830540p1.html

This is not a dream. We cannot escape it. We can only go see this movie simply because of all the memories we have of the game, no matter how bad it is.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Java

Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.

Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.