Stupid things you've heard people say.

[Eizweir]

It's not all that funny, but..
I'm not very familiar with the kids on my bus (beacuse of the move 'n all), but apparently a boy and possibly a stepsister were talking about something, and she said
"You know my mom?"
"Your mom is my mom"
"Oh, yeah, right >_>"
"Everyone gets their blonde moments"

[Mario583]

Me: Err, lemme ask you this first. When you click on a link, does it open up in a tab or a window?
Person: "Yeah, Window Vista!"

Uh.............wth moment?

[ThePowerOfOne]

I found this!

"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush

xD

f***ing dumbass.

I thought that Al Gore said that...

IT WAS MANBEARPIG! I'M SUPER SUPER CEREAL!

[Allegretto]

I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.

Bakada...

Stupid..

[JrDude]

"Can you shave my coin purse?"

I have a coin purse.

[Gwen Khan]

I found this!

"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush

sounds like something General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove was saying

[Lotos]

I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.

QFT

[Mario583]

I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.

What about when GLaDOS promised you Cake?

[Water ☮]

I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.

What about when GLaDOS promised you Cake?

and when she "pretended" to kill you

But you were like "NO WAY"

[Allegretto]

I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.

QFT

QFT ???

[JMV]

"Hey, NSider died.  Let's start a forum to keep the community alive."

[Kaz]

"what's the ark of the covenant?"

note that this was said by a junior in high school

[Riosan]

What about when GLaDOS promised you Cake?

If you were trying to be funny with another Cake is a Lie joke, it didn't work.

[Kaz]

I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.

QFT

QFT ???

It's "quoted for truth" in the standard retard dialect.

[Zies]

..."I'm smarter than you."...