Fucking parents today

[Redpaige13]

I'm so intercourse ing cool, I was invited to an 8-year-old's birthday party.  My neighbor's have two kids, both of them under the age of 10.  They usually come over to hang out with me as they screech "LEMME SHOW YOU MAH POKEMONS!!"

Well, the youngest of the two is turning..  8 or 9, I dunno.   I forget.  His birthday is tomorrow, and guess what he wanted more than anything?  Fucking Grand Theft Auto.  I told him that he's too young for that game, and he doesn't need to be playing it, and to stick with his Yu-Gi-Oh cards.  The little bastard gave me attitude and said "Well It's MY birthday, and I get what I WANT." 

Today he went out with his parents, and when he came back, he came over to show me his new copy of GTA.
I was so intercourse ing mad, all I could do was shake my head in disgust.  And the reason why his parents bought him that game was because "Well, some of the other kids in the neighborhood have the game!"

Yeah, well, the other kids are a pothead that was busted for smoking a joint at the pool and also deals, and a little intercourse er that likes to abuse animals and light fires.  I hate this neighborhood...

Anyways, I'm just so upset that his parents actually bought him that intercourse ing game.  I was so tempted to just go to their house and ask them if they actually know what the intercourse  is in that game.  If he was like, a few years older, then him playing that game would be fine.  But he's ..8!  Or something!  A kid his age doesn't need to be playing a game like that!

The intercourse  is with people these days?

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Everything.
People have no standards for anything anymore, no ethics, no principles, nothing.
Fucking worthless people.  >.> Should intercourse ing do a draft of deadbeat parents and brats. Send them off to war.
That way I wont have to go 12415132 more times.

[Tupin]

I first played GTA when I was six. >_>

[Redpaige13]

I first played GTA when I was six. >_>

O.o  Lawdy. 

Mkay, I'm at a loss of words.

[Tupin]

I first played GTA when I was six. >_>

O.o  Lawdy. 

Mkay, I'm at a loss of words.

Don't worry, I turned out fine, especially compared to some of the other kids at my school.

It's just a game, I would never do anything like that in real life, despite what some puppet politicians and corrupt attorneys would say.

[Ridley]

Makes me sick. But why would you even care about the little bastard?

[Redpaige13]

Makes me sick. But why would you even care about the little bastard?

'Cause he's my neighbor's kid, and is also a pyro.  He was caught before trying to light a fire next door, so...  gotta keep an eye on the little intercourse er.  God knows what else he'd do.

@Tuppy, true.  But some kids I just don't trust.  This little guy doesn't need any ideas put in his head.

[Ridley]

Makes me sick. But why would you even care about the little bastard?

'Cause he's my neighbor's kid, and is also a pyro.  He was caught before trying to light a fire next door, so...  gotta keep an eye on the little intercourse er.  God knows what else he'd do.

@Tuppy, true.  But some kids I just don't trust.  This little guy doesn't need any ideas put in his head.

Too late for that. >_>

[DededeCloneChris]

Makes me sick. But why would you even care about the little bastard?

'Cause he's my neighbor's kid, and is also a pyro.  He was caught before trying to light a fire next door, so...  gotta keep an eye on the little f***er.  God knows what else he'd do.

@Tuppy, true.  But some kids I just don't trust.  This little guy doesn't need any ideas put in his head.

Oh my god...

[noodle976]

Makes me sick. But why would you even care about the little bastard?

'Cause he's my neighbor's kid, and is also a pyro.  He was caught before trying to light a fire next door, so...  gotta keep an eye on the little f***er.  God knows what else he'd do.

@Tuppy, true.  But some kids I just don't trust.  This little guy doesn't need any ideas put in his head.

How many hours has he been a pyro? :3
I've been a spy for almost 30 :3

[Riosan]

I played GTA for the first time when I was...12?

Heck yes, GTA1.

[Super]

Parents don't have the balls these days.

[Mystic]

I've been playing violent games, and sexual stuff since I was 7. And I'm perfectly fine.

Stop intercourse ing whining about nothing.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Some parents need the balls to either say "no," or beat that ass. -_- Come on, at least know how crazy the kid acts before even thinkin' about gettin' the game. Then when the kid shoots up a school the idiots will have the audacity to blame the game when they shoulda been watchin' out in the first place.

[Sgt.Chilly]

The single greates lacking quality of our society.

Better Judgement:  The ability to recognize that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.