The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Custom · January 11, 2009, 11:11:33 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on January 11, 2009, 10:39:10 PM
For that, Rosie O'donell will sing to you.

I wish I was a movie star.

The only movies you can star in are the Disney channel ones. Sure, you get rich, but is it really worth it? Have fun singing and dancing.

I wish real life was easier.

Kilroy · January 12, 2009, 03:49:54 PM

It becomes too easy, and you take over the world at age 23. You become extremely bored with having sex with so many women because of how easy they are, so you commit suicide.

I wish my wireless card would stop intercourse ing up.

Triforceman22 · January 13, 2009, 10:49:52 PM

Your computer explodes.

I wish for awesome facial hair.

GreatGonzales106 · January 13, 2009, 10:53:46 PM

You lose the hair on your head.

I wish I would naturally never be tired.

The Riddler · January 13, 2009, 11:53:18 PM

Because you're never tired, you never sleep, and you end up going insane from all of your awake time.

I wish I had an absolutely delicious (to my tastes) meal right now that I am allowed to eat.

Shujinco2 · January 14, 2009, 10:06:14 AM

You eat it, but it turns out there is arsenic in there for some incredibly odd reason, and you die.

Kilroy · January 14, 2009, 01:05:56 PM

Error 404: Wish not found.

I wish I didn't lose The Game.

Syncopathic · January 14, 2009, 04:06:34 PM

You become dumb as a /b/tard.

I wish I could ply guitar.

Kilroy · January 14, 2009, 04:19:36 PM

You learn how to whack guitars with plywood. You become known as "2-Ply" to the gangsters. Suddenly, you are famous for a horrible, horrible reason.

I wish Sync's sig didn't suck.

Jono2 · January 14, 2009, 04:25:01 PM

there's no way I can grant that.

I wish for a giraffe

Syncopathic · January 14, 2009, 04:29:20 PM

The giraffe turns violent and kills you.

I wish NSFCD was awesome as it used to be.

Kilroy · January 14, 2009, 05:07:02 PM

The server explodes from being too awesome.

I wish I weren't bored.

Rayquarian · January 19, 2009, 12:43:03 AM

Quote from: Byte on January 14, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
The server explodes from being too awesome.

I wish I weren't bored.

Granted. You're free-falling without a parachute into a glass factory.

I wish this wish would not become corrupted.

Light · January 19, 2009, 01:17:13 AM

The world explodes from your proposterous wish.

I wish that I could be a cast member on Saturday Night Live.

Kilroy · January 19, 2009, 07:02:05 AM

Chris Farley comes back to life and eats you, then dies again.

I wish I didn't wake up so early.