The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Kilroy · January 24, 2009, 05:09:31 PM

We have 7 day weekends, and become so mind-bogglingly stupid that Canada assimilates us.

I wish that TF2 worked better on my computer.

Shujinco2 · January 29, 2009, 09:04:53 AM

Timothy Froghead 2, an educational kid's computer game, now works better on your computer.

I wish I had a Bart Starr packer's jearsy in packer's colors in XL size.

Rayquarian · January 29, 2009, 05:47:30 PM

Quote from: Shujinco on January 29, 2009, 09:04:53 AM
Timothy Froghead 2, an educational kid's computer game, now works better on your computer.

I wish I had a Bart Starr packer's jearsy in packer's colors in XL size.

You had one, but it was destroyed in a fire.

I wish I didn't have to make a display board for my science project.

GreatGonzales106 · January 29, 2009, 08:07:33 PM

Instead you have to make a display wall for your science project.

Shujinco2 · January 29, 2009, 08:20:58 PM

You die in a fire.

I wish GreatGonzalez would have wished for something so he wouldn't have died in a fire from lack of wish.

GreatGonzales106 · January 29, 2009, 09:39:09 PM

Your wish is granted without corruption. I CORRUPTED THE GAME

I wish that I could be a better writer.

SkyMyl · January 29, 2009, 09:45:01 PM

You turn into a Mechanical Pencil.

I wish my Wallet had an Infinite amount of money that never ran out, only gave the money to me, and that the bills were $50 every time. And that the money was not counterfeit.

GreatGonzales106 · January 29, 2009, 10:07:07 PM

The money is cycled into your wallet from a bank, therefore you are a robber and you are put in prison for life without a chance for bail.

Shujinco2 · January 30, 2009, 08:54:55 AM

You die in a fire... again.

I wish GreatGonzalez would have learned his leason the first time he didn't wish for something.

Rayquarian · January 30, 2009, 09:31:57 PM

Quote from: Shujinco on January 30, 2009, 08:54:55 AM
You die in a fire... again.

I wish GreatGonzalez would have learned his leason the first time he didn't wish for something.

The GreatGonzalez learns his lesson and wishes that he were the ruler of the world, making you a slave.

I wish that this sentence was using proper subjunctive mood.

GreatGonzales106 · January 31, 2009, 11:37:36 AM

It is?

I WISH THAT I REMEMBERED WHAT THE SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD WAS AND COULD GO BACK IN TIME TO BEFORE THIS POST TO GRANT RAYQUARIAN'S WISH. this makes up for my other two missed wishes

Triforce_Luigi · February 02, 2009, 05:12:12 PM

You go back in time to grant the wishes, but die in a fire anyway.

I wish for a giant tub of gravy.

NiMa74 · February 02, 2009, 05:46:24 PM

A giant gravy monster is formed from the tub of gravy. The gravy is very hot, so it kills on contact. It chases you, and you outrun it. The gravy monster dies and you enjoy your gravy as it has cooled. However, the gravy is poisonous and you die. The end.

I wish I could control time.

Rayquarian · February 02, 2009, 07:39:11 PM

Quote from: NintendoMan74 on February 02, 2009, 05:46:24 PM
A giant gravy monster is formed from the tub of gravy. The gravy is very hot, so it kills on contact. It chases you, and you outrun it. The gravy monster dies and you enjoy your gravy as it has cooled. However, the gravy is poisonous and you die. The end.

I wish I could control time.

You want to see how the world was really created, so you travel back to the time before time existed. However, your powers are erased when the world is created, leaving you trapped in the beginning of time.

GreatGonzales106 · February 02, 2009, 07:47:05 PM

According to Shujinco...you die in a fire.

I wish I could automatically get 100s on every assessment I ever take.