The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Shujinco2 · February 03, 2009, 08:25:03 AM

You get an 100 in an assignment based on why Jews are bad, and you become hated by every american citizen.

I wish the Cardnals would have PLAYED BETTER so they would have won the Super Bowl.

Rayquarian · February 03, 2009, 04:12:41 PM

Quote from: Shujinco on February 03, 2009, 08:25:03 AM
You get an 100 in an assignment based on why Jews are bad, and you become hated by every american citizen.

I wish the Cardnals would have PLAYED BETTER so they would have won the Super Bowl.

The Cardinals play better, resulting in the defining play being called as a fowl, and win the Superbowl; however, there is a giant uproar afterward, resulting in a fire that kills the Cardinals and everyone in the Stadium.

I wish that I didn't die in a fire.

Shujinco2 · February 03, 2009, 05:46:47 PM

You make a wish, therefore cancling your 'lack of wish' firey death, but you wish to die in a fire, so, yeah.

I wish I had every episode of the X-Files on DVD in English.

Gwen Khan · February 03, 2009, 05:53:44 PM

as soon as you get them all DVD players break

I wish I could destroy the earth (with me and everyone else on it) try and Corrupt that!

NiMa74 · February 03, 2009, 06:06:05 PM

We all survive, and we get sent to Mars by an alien spaceship. Mars can support life, so we all live happily ever after.

I wish I had more power on this forum than anyone else.

Shujinco2 · February 03, 2009, 06:16:51 PM

You turn into PY and PY turns into Noishe.

I wish I could play laser tag right now.

Red · February 04, 2009, 03:07:45 PM

A guy brings a real gun, an blows your head off. :)

I wish there was an organization called "People against animal's rights" that way PETA would shut up already.

Rayquarian · February 04, 2009, 03:35:34 PM

Quote from: Red on February 04, 2009, 03:07:45 PM
A guy brings a real gun, an blows your head off. :)

I wish there was an organization called "People against animal's rights" that way PETA would shut up already.

PETA shuts up, but "People against animal's rights" is even more obnoxious.

I wish that I was God.

jnfs2014 · February 04, 2009, 09:36:49 PM

You go mad out of sheer boredom.

I wish for paper.

Shujinco2 · February 04, 2009, 10:25:57 PM

It is LIQUID paper.

I wish for liqued paper.

jnfs2014 · February 05, 2009, 05:30:54 PM

Liqued paper is poison.

I wish for 7.

Shujinco2 · February 05, 2009, 06:37:39 PM

You get one 7, but need two more for the jackpot, therefore making your seven useless.

I wish I could beat that darn curveball record.

GreatGonzales106 · February 05, 2009, 06:59:20 PM

Your new record is broken by me a minute later. :P

I wish that I wished this wish so wishes would wish wishes as other wishes and other wishes would wish wishes as those wishes that I wished.

jnfs2014 · February 05, 2009, 07:29:39 PM

Those wishes and other wishes wish about wishing about wishes, but wishing for wishes is redundant.

I wish for food.

Rayquarian · February 05, 2009, 08:09:17 PM

Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on February 05, 2009, 07:29:39 PM
Those wishes and other wishes wish about wishing about wishes, but wishing for wishes is redundant.

I wish for food.

All of the food in the world piles up on top of you, thereby crushing you to death and killing everyone else from starvation.