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Started by Nayrman, January 19, 2009, 01:35:49 PM

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Nayrman

http://psp.ign.com/articles/946/946204p1.html

What could be worse than the upcoming Dragonball: Evolutions movie that will forever rape childhoods across the country this April? Well, how about the upcoming exclusive PSP game BASED on the movie?
Sounds absolutely fantastic right?[/sarcasm]

What really got me laughing was the Senior VP of Fox saying that the movie and game will only help grow the popularity of the one of the most successful manga series in the history of everything.

I mean really, don't these idiots realize they're doing nothing but confusing the people who've never heard of it, and severly pissing off every fan to the border of murderous rage?
Looking at the screens I would've said it was some bland generic fighter that would get ZERO attention, but because it's based of this terrible (please, we all know it'll be bad) picture "based" (more like destroying) the origional source material.
NOW LAUGH AT THE TERRIBLE SCREENS I DECREE!


-Uh, why is Yamcha BLONDE!?


-God dang it can't you get even ONE hair color correct you idiots!?


-This looks like a really s***ty version of Budoki X_X:;



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MGeRSwIQKE&feature=related
- I wonder what's more degrading to the Dragonball name... the live movie or THIS.
I'd choose the movie X_X;;

Sk8teland85

Oh god it's Street Fighter The Movie the game all over again.

Nayrman

Quote from: Sk8teland85 on January 19, 2009, 01:48:00 PM
Oh god it's Street Fighter The Movie the game all over again.
but even lamer because it's the game based on the movie based on the manga but having nothing to do with the manga whatsoever.

Shujinco2

OH GOD!

*Barf*

And why are they fighting on Planet?

DededeCloneChris

I have a better question, why is Bulma fighting?

That's even more messed up than Harry Potter 7's ending.

Tupin

Hm, the only two movies I can think of that have PSP exclusives games are Rocky Balboa and 300.

The PSP is a dumping ground for when developers want to make a game based on a movie but they are lazier than usual. Glad I sold mine.

Looks like poop. Screw this, I'm going back to Shenron No Nazo.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

HTA!


SkyMyl


Shujinco2

Ok, at least tell me they can shoot energy beams.

Nayrman

Quote from: Shujinco on January 19, 2009, 04:59:19 PM
Ok, at least tell me they can shoot energy beams.
All we know is the Kamehameha is in the movie (so I'm assuming it's in the game too).
However, knowing how badly this is going to be, it's probably going to suck.

JrDude

Wow, I'm not even a Dragonball fanboy and I'm offended by this...
[move][/move]
Dude .

Triforceman22



QuoteRobotnik: GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!!!!!!

Tupin

Would it be bad to go see this movie just to laugh at it?

I don't know if I'll be able to sit through it, even though I've only not been able to sit through one movie, which was Batman and Robin.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Neerb

The thing about these kinds of movies is that the creators always set themselves up for failure by underestimating the fanbase.  I mean, if the series has been out for over a DECADE, you'd think they'd realize that people have already determined whether or not they're fans, and that the fans should be the target audience.  But no; like Nintendo (only Nintendo's method has somehow worked), they think it's a good idea to target people who DON'T normally like this stuff and just hope that the fans are loyal enough to tolerate the changes.

Qsmash

As if the movie wasn't bad enough! x_x;

Why does fox hate anime? :(