Everybody has a Price...

[Titus Andronicus]

Next Series of Questions.

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P

uhhhh maybe like 500 bucks, kissing a dude can't be that bad

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.

hell id do that for free

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).

id expect it to be the salary of a soldier i guess

4. To see Silver naked.

10. i've seen a lot of dicks in my day

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).

all money in circulation

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.

eh, maybe like, 5 grand

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.

100,000, a lot of which i would give to the family

GO GO GO.

Next Series of Questions...


1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.

all in circulation. what's with killing things? if you can kill a human, you can kill helpless animals just as easily. killing anything for me is generally the same. i don't care who else does it, and i'll kill bugs, but i don't want that poop on my conscious.

2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)

that'd suck... could i see anything? maybe like, 50,000

3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).

uhhhh trillions, considering i might die

4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).

basically a killing question. circulation.

5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)

haha i'd like this maybe like 50,000

6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.

fo intercourse in free

7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).

well i mean this isn't something i'd even want to be paid for, it's like, if i don't do it they're going to die anyway, i don't feel its murder for me to intervene in this situation. i would just have to do it regardless of money.

[StarWindWizard7]

You know, you guys can Ask some Questions too......

I'm not some phyco thinking about Killing.. Things... come on!
LMAO :D

[BOREDFOREVER]

1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.

That's gonna stink, so Five hundred.

2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)

Twenty Million

3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).

Twenty Million

4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).

Fifty Bucks

5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)

An hour? Well, he's gonna be gassed after about five minutes.  I'm gonna ride him like a backback for that five and chill during the next fifty five minutes.  Ten thousand just incase I do get injured

6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.

Guh.  Fifty Million

7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).

I'm not gonna charge for that.  Why would I charge if I'm the only one who could do it?  And if I fail?  "Hey, sorry about all those dead kids.  Where my money?  Fuck that.

[ThePowerOfOne]

1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.

wtf? Who even thinks of that? I couldn't do it. At least with running over puppies it's a quick death.

2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)

And what? Piss and poop myself for 3 days? No deal.

3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).

I don't care about the lightning, it's gonna be raining and intercourse ing cold standing there for 5 hours. At least a Million.

4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).

...Wait, what? If they don't know who did it... $500.

5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)

Do I really have to fight him? Or can I just run around the arena? Pretty sure I can outrun a fat guy for an hour. He would probably pass out after the first few minutes, anyway. $2,000 to show up, $30,000 if he sits on me.

6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.

Honestly, if offered i'd do it free... But since they pay you to take your clothes off.. $10,000

7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).

I mean... You can't really put a price on it. If you are the only one who can do it, you don't really have a choice. And if you get it wrong, won't you blow up, too?

[StarWindWizard7]

Phaze, don't over think it, just go with your money instincts. sheesh

[The Seventh]

Let's see how expensive I can be...

1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.
Oh god.  Uh, 2 mil.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)
Well, lack of food and water would make me of course, not happy, but I'm not claustrophobic.  So, $500 (WHAT I MADE A PRICE UNDER 1K)
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).
I don't get roasted by lightning, $750.  I do get roasted, and live, 3Mil.
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).
You have got to be kidding me.  You heartless dick, my grandmother recently passed away, and you force this thought into my mind.  Give me 15 Trillion.
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)
Depends on how badly I get hurt.  Every fracture, $25,000.  Every organ injured, $25,000-50,000, depending on importance to life.  Base price of, oh, $1,250
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.
Hmmm... just in case I get noticed by someone I know, $250 (WTF A PRICE THAT LOW)
7. To Diffuse (It's actually defuse, diffuse has a totally different meaning /grammarnazi) a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).
Just because I might die, $500,000 in life insurance.

[StarWindWizard7]

I'm sorry to hear about that..your grandmother Alisaihin. *gives you an extra Trillion.



---------

Next Series of Questions.

1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).

2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.

3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)

4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).

5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.

6.  To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc...  Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)

7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.


0_0

[ThePowerOfOne]

1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).

That kinda sounds fun... Is that weird? I'd do it free. Mabe a few thousand for medical costs should I need it.

2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.

$50,000 for pain, and another $1 Million-ish for medical costs and a prosthetic hand.

3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)

Hell, i'd do it just for the experience. I'd say $10,000 - $50,000, depending on any injuries I get.

4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).

Ugh, $100,000.

5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.

Uhh... $2 Million. It would be higher, but having an eyepatch would be pretty awesome :3

6.  To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc...  Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)

That's... Disgusting. $5 Million to throw my health down the toilet.

7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.

Not. Gonna. Happen. Not even for all the money in the world. Not only will I not be able to breathe for those 3 minutes, if I survived (doubt it), I would be horribly disfigured forever.

[BOREDFOREVER]

I'm sorry to hear about that..your grandmother Alisaihin. *gives you an extra Trillion.



---------

Next Series of Questions.

1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).

Survive, crippled and worthless? Two billion

2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.

Nine Hundred Billion.  I like playing games, and don't feel like doing that one handed.  I need both for too many things to willingly give one up unless I can fund R&D on a cyborg hand.

3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)

Huh.  Less risky than the building, I think.  One billion.

4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).

You could die from that.  I think fire ants have taken people down before.  Umm, twenty million.

5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.

Shit, that's a tough one.  No depth perception for the rest of my life? Twenty billion.

6.  To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc...  Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)

Ten thousand

7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.

Scarred for life, but even above that I think it takes less than three two kill you. 50 trillion.

[The Seventh]

Next Series of Questions.

1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).
Just pay for medical bills and everything else, and I'm good.  Which is a lot.  And $3,000 extra for teh lolz
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.
BUT THEN I COULDN'T FAP EFFECTIVELY ANYMORE I mean darn driving my car would be a pain-$50,000
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)
It'd have hairy moments, but it'd be kinda cool, $40,000
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).
Uh, $200 plus a lifetime supply of ointment.
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.
Well... $20,000
6.  To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc...  Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)
Okay, because oil is REALLY TOXIC, you'd have to go to extremes to ensure it doesn't kill me, and give me 3 Trillion.
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.
Well, pay all the medical bills for the burn treatment, and an extra million, and I'm good to stand that much pain.

0_0

[tibar21]

1.A Sex Change. -50 million

2. Go to prison for 6 months. -15 thousand

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) I wouldn't do this for any amount of money

4. To Deliver a child into the world. 5 thousand

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. 1 thousand

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) Wouldn't do this for any amount of money especially because i have wasp phobia.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.- 1 thousand

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. $200
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count!   depends, if it an ugly dude 100 bucks otherwise just 10 bucks

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol. since i suck and would embarass myself on national tv, uh 10 thousand

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on). standard military pay

4. To see Silver naked. 10 bucks :)

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything). wouldn't do this for any amount of money

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night. 3 thousand for wasting my time; i would just spend my days living normally and then go there at night.

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.1 thousand
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire. wouldn't do this for any amount of money

2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath) 1 billion dollars

3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around). wouldn't do it cause i would just get fried

4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them). oh come on lol i wouldn't do that for poop

5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!) 10 thousand not counting medical bills

6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine. whatever you get paid for when u do that

7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it). if it was going to explode regardless of whether i did something i would try diffusing it for free.
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive). As long as i dont get hurt badly 1 trillion (i'm afraid of heights :P)

2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most. And kiss my guitar and Smash Bros playing days goodbye? No way.

3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive) 5 million

4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).Would not do that lol i just cringe at all bugs in general.

5. To have 1 eye removed permanently. 75 million

6.  To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc...  Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!) i like seafood, and i eat unhealthy poop anyway so 20 thousand

7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes. No way i'm doing this. not because of the pain, but because of the after-effects.

[RX-78-2]

1. A Sex Change. It depends. For how long and is it completely reversible? Who'll know? The only reason I'd do this is to pull some seriously wrong pranks--nothing sexual though.

2. Go to prison for 6 months. It depends on what months, but the minimum is $100,000.

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) I'd never do this.

4. To Deliver a child into the world. As in help a woman deliver it? I'd do that for free.

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. I'd never do this.

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) It depends on what kinds. Are they poisonous? How big is the room? How many of each are there? What do I go in with? Offhand, I'd say $100,000.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. I'd never do this.

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. Money would be nice, but I'd do this for free.



Here are some of my questions:

• To have sex with a stereotypically slightly-unattractive woman that you're not attracted to or like at all.
• To punch all of your current teachers in the face--hard.
• To irreparably damage all of your TV's, computers, and videogame hardware and software (including memory devices for all of them, but you can say much with the memory devices and how much without).

[RX-78-2]

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P I'd never do this.

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol. It depends on the song and how I have to sing, but offhand, I'd say $1,000,000.

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on). If I'm trained like the rest, I'd practically do it for free.

4. To see Silver naked. $500 and I'll look at practically anyone for a minute.

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything). I'd never do this, but if it were, say, a member of Al Qaeda or something similar, I'd practically do it for free.

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night. How does that make sense? _{You mean for one night a month? $1,000.}

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral. I'd never do this.

[RX-78-2]

1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire. WHY DID I LOL AT THIS? I'd never do it anyway.

2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath) It depends how I'm buried and if I can bring stuff in. I'm assuming it's in a coffin, but if I have room, I'd do it for $500,000.

3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around). Five hours...? $500,000.

4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them). I'd never do this.

5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!) I'd never do this.

6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine. I'd never do this.

7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it). I'd do this for free.

[RX-78-2]

1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive). $100,000 and I'd hope for no injuries.

2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most. I'd never do this.

3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive) This would be awesome. Assuming that I'm safe, I'd do it for free. Otherwise, $1,000,000.

4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ). It depends on what kinds of ants and where they can bite me. If it's bad, then I wouldn't do it. If it's tolerable, then $500,000.

5. To have 1 eye removed permanently. I'd never do this.

6.  To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc...  Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!) I dislike seafood, but if it's somehow still safe and I get enough of a good drink, $1,000.

7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes. I'd never do this because I would die. If I somehow survive with a complete recovery within two years, $10,000,000.



Oh, sorry for not integrating all of my posts into one. My questions are in my first post by the way.