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Started by StarWindWizard7, September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM

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Potestas

1. A Sex Change.
No go.

2. Go to prison for 6 months.
A couple million euros will do.

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
a couple thousand euros.

4. To Deliver a child into the world.
A couple hundred? No idea.

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
Never.

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
Never.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
Never.

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
Why would i... Nvm, a couple hundred euros.

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StarWindWizard7



Here are some of my questions:

  • To have sex with a stereotypically slightly-unattractive woman that you're not attracted to or like at all.
I'd never do this, ...ugh.
  • To punch all of your current teachers in the face--hard.
I'd punch them gently... but probably $300.00's.
  • To irreparably damage all of your TV's, computers, and videogame hardware and software (including memory devices for all of them, but you can say much with the memory devices and how much without).
Humm.... $6,000.00's. to buy better stuff with. Lol


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Lotos

1. A Sex Change.
$1,000,000.  Half of that if I can be a futanari
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
I'd lose my mind.  No way, especially if it entails prison rape.
3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
$250,000
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
Not enough unless I was female.  I don't want to deliver anything through my penis.  I heard kidney stones hurt like a ninny so I can't imagine what delivering a baby would feel like.
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
I couldn't do that to my neighbors.
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
>Wasps Can't pay me enough.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
$10,000
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
I'd have to pay them because I don't think I can act.

PsychoYoshi

1. I wouldn't regardless of how much I was offered.
2. Minimum-security with a bunch of white-collar criminals provided that I had library and internet access? 50k, it'd get me through grad school. Higher security with violent criminals? I wouldn't.
3. See the answer to #1, even though I don't particularly like dogs.
4. If your question means acting as a sperm donor, 50k. If your question means physically going though pregnancy, I wouldn't.
5. See #1.
6. Assuming they're all in cages, I'd do it for a day's worth of pay, probably 90-ish bucks.
7. See #1.

Set 2:
1. I'm not a whore.
2. If it was theoretically a one-shot performance that couldn't be retransmitted in any way, shape, or form, I think a quarter mil sounds fair.
3. With absolutely no disrespect towards our soldiers intended, it's a stupid war and our idiotic administration isn't prosecuting it in the right way, you couldn't pay me to go.
4. I'm sure there are uglier things in the world. A thousand.
5. I wouldn't.
6. Probably wouldn't being that I require a special mattress or I get back pain flare-ups.
7. I wouldn't.

Set 3:
1-6. Wouldn't do these.
7. Assuming the bomb is going to blow up anyway, I'd do it for free.

Set 4.
1. 50k assuming no injuries.
2. Wouldn't do this.
3. Assuming no injuries, 500k.
4-5. Nope.
6. Assuming it's perfectly safe, 20. I kinda like seafood, anyhow.
7. Nope.

StarWindWizard7

IhsoyOhcysp I believe is the cheapest scaredy person ever. :P


Next Series of Questions...



1.To Drink from your bathroom toilet with a straw. 4 times a day, 8 sips.

2.To lick the door knob of a public bathroom door. 10 Times a day, 1 month

3.With your right hand, to take out another persons Heart (Open chest surgery)

4.To climb the Statue of Liberty to the top, with No Net just in case you'd fall. (you would have all the proper climbing equipment)

5.To have both your feet run over by a Steam Roller 20 times a day, 1 month. [spoiler][/spoiler]

6.To have Silver Carve his NSFCD Screen name across your forhead with one of these... [spoiler][/spoiler]

7.To have your Face world wide known as Americas most "Stupidest/Ugliest human being", everyday for 2 years. (it would show on every News program).
   

PsychoYoshi

There's a very thick line in between being a coward and holding yourself to a moral code as strictly as I normally do.

Silverhawk79

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 06, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
IhsoyOhcysp I believe is the cheapest scaredy person ever. :P


Next Series of Questions...



1.To Drink from your bathroom toilet with a straw. 4 times a day, 8 sips.

2.To lick the door knob of a public bathroom door. 10 Times a day, 1 month

3.With your right hand, to take out another persons Heart (Open chest surgery)

4.To climb the Statue of Liberty to the top, with No Net just in case you'd fall. (you would have all the proper climbing equipment)

5.To have both your feet run over by a Steam Roller 20 times a day, 1 month. [spoiler][/spoiler]

6.To have Silver Carve his NSFCD Screen name across your forhead with one of these... [spoiler][/spoiler]

7.To have your Face world wide known as Americas most "Stupidest/Ugliest human being", everyday for 2 years. (it would show on every News program).
You're scarily sadistic. (._. )

ThePowerOfOne

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 06, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
1.To Drink from your bathroom toilet with a straw. 4 times a day, 8 sips.

My toilet has this cleaner stuff in it, so i'm pretty sure that could make me really sick... In more ways than one. Don't think I would do this one.

2.To lick the door knob of a public bathroom door. 10 Times a day, 1 month

Again, not going to happen. I'm a total germaphobe, even touching a public bathroom door makes me squirm.

3.With your right hand, to take out another persons Heart (Open chest surgery)

Sooo... I'm guessing this would kill the person? Or am I replacing it? Not that I care, $1,000.

4.To climb the Statue of Liberty to the top, with No Net just in case you'd fall. (you would have all the proper climbing equipment)

Whee! A fun one ^__^  I'd do it free, but i'm sure I could get $300 out of it.

5.To have both your feet run over by a Steam Roller 20 times a day, 1 month. [spoiler][/spoiler]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel anything after the first time, and after one month of that 20 times a day... My feet would have to be ground into.. Powder, or something D:  I totally wouldn't do this for any amount of money.

6.To have Silver Carve his NSFCD Screen name across your forhead with one of these... [spoiler][/spoiler]

It's not so much the pain, or having Silver being in that close proximity to me that's turning me off to this one, it's having a scar that says "Silverhawk79" ON MY FUCKING FOREHEAD for the rest of my life. No deal.

7.To have your Face world wide known as Americas most "Stupidest/Ugliest human being", everyday for 2 years. (it would show on every News program).

Well that would suck... But tolerable, for a price. $20 Million.

StarWindWizard7