The NSFCD Tater Instigator- No Descriptions Required

[Silverhawk79]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

My #1 top choice for college (my "reach" school) just accepted me! And my #2 choice (my "medium" school) just accepted me, too! And I got out of school early because of an alleged bomb threat!

...But now I'm intercourse ing scared, because there is no way so many good things can happy in one day. Something really intercourse ing terrible is going to happen and bring everything crashing down around me. So far my ideas are:

-The college sent me the wrong envelope, meaning to tell me that I was NOT accepted.
-My dog will die.
-Senoritis will kick in and my top choice will revoke their acceptance.
-It will be too expensive, they won't give me scholarships, and I'll be forced to go somewhere else (most likely).

suddenly NSFCD explodes in a giant flaming mushroom cloud of posts and angst
i'm unable to restore it
NSFCD is forever dead

...Which won't happen, because I'm good with making backups.

[Kayo]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

My #1 top choice for college (my "reach" school) just accepted me! And my #2 choice (my "medium" school) just accepted me, too! And I got out of school early because of an alleged bomb threat!

...But now I'm intercourse ing scared, because there is no way so many good things can happy in one day. Something really intercourse ing terrible is going to happen and bring everything crashing down around me. So far my ideas are:

-The college sent me the wrong envelope, meaning to tell me that I was NOT accepted.
-My dog will die.
-Senoritis will kick in and my top choice will revoke their acceptance.
-It will be too expensive, they won't give me scholarships, and I'll be forced to go somewhere else (most likely).

You forgot one.

-the bomb threat was real, and your house is about to get blown up.

[Doodle]

suddenly NSFCD explodes in a giant flaming mushroom cloud of posts and angst
i'm unable to restore it
NSFCD is forever dead

...Which won't happen, because I'm good with making backups.

[spoiler]Wiki[/spoiler]
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[Macawmoses]

Actually the Wiki was on a backup last I recall. Just on a convoluted domain. Unless, of course, he deleted that.

[SkyMyl]

...But now I'm intercourse ing scared, because there is no way so many good things can happy in one day. Something really intercourse ing terrible is going to happen and bring everything crashing down around me.

I assume optimism isn't an inherited trait in your family?

[Doodle]

Pessimistic master race. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

[Kayo]

I assume optimism isn't an inherited trait in your family?

Speaking of which, have you ever been optimistic about ANYTHING?

[Macawmoses]

WE ARE NOT A CIRCLE

[Kayo]

We are en equilateral rectangle.

[Nayrman]

We are en equilateral rectangle.

you mean a square?

Because it's hip to be square ya know.

[Dog Food]

I assume optimism isn't an inherited trait in your family?

I get it from my mom's side. She didn't believe I would get in and was thoroughly surprised when she found out I did. But anyway, that isn't pessimism I'm displaying, it's a <a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlee6pckmje>law.

[Kayo]

it's a <a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlee6pckmje>law.

You've just successfully communicated with MYL in his own language. Congrats.

also lol html tags

[BOREDFOREVER]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

My #1 top choice for college (my "reach" school) just accepted me! And my #2 choice (my "medium" school) just accepted me, too! And I got out of school early because of an alleged bomb threat!

...But now I'm intercourse ing scared, because there is no way so many good things can happy in one day. Something really intercourse ing terrible is going to happen and bring everything crashing down around me. So far my ideas are:

-The college sent me the wrong envelope, meaning to tell me that I was NOT accepted.
-My dog will die.
-Senoritis will kick in and my top choice will revoke their acceptance.
-It will be too expensive, they won't give me scholarships, and I'll be forced to go somewhere else (most likely).

No, there is balance.  My boss was supposed to write me a nice fat check today for all of the marketing work I've done for him.  He changed his mind.  Months of work for nothing.  Also, I have some kind of tooth abscess, so I can't open my mouth more that about 3/4 of an inch.  I have to smash down sandwiches to eat them.  So bad poop is happening to me, but good things are happening to you.  The universe is in balance, so take a breath and enjoy it.

[Silverhawk79]

Actually the Wiki was on a backup last I recall. Just on a convoluted domain. Unless, of course, he deleted that.

It exists in database form, but that's about it.

[Rayquarian]

We are en equilateral rectangle.