That would suck lolz
Have any of you?
Nope, and coming from me, getting caught jacking off is nothing compared to what i can get caught with.
No. Been caught with porn though.
No. Lock on door.
Man invented the lock for a reason.
Eh... as far as I know, no. I don't even think my aunt and uncle think I even masturbate since I don't have a girlfriend. </insane weird logic>
No...I don't masterbate. :|
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
I don't think it's called "jacking off" for me... :-\
Anyways, no, never.
I'm not sure... I really have no idea, since I've never seen anyone see me, but there were some odd conversations that followed the next morning... @_@
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
You do too. Shut up.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
Shut the intercourse up.
Lmao not yet and even if i did nothing would of happened. Also I think my parents know and idc its perfectly normal and if jesus cries well thats to bad his tears don't cure cancer he must cry a lot then.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.
omg who cares :|
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.
omg who cares :|
i do.
nobody talks ill of jesus when im around!!
No I have not been caught, and those who says they haven't done it are either lieing, aren't men yet, or aren't even male.
almost a couple of times but not really
Quote from: Blaziken on January 21, 2008, 09:31:19 PM
Eh... as far as I know, no. I don't even think my aunt and uncle think I even masturbate since I don't have a girlfriend. </insane weird logic>
Not having a girlfriend is more of a reson to jack off since you are alone.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
You do too. Shut up.
No i dont its bad.
How would you noe?
You told me yourself.
Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
You do too. Shut up.
No i dont its bad.
How would you noe?
You told me yourself.
Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.
somebody hax my account i think.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
You do too. Shut up.
No i dont its bad.
How would you noe?
You told me yourself.
Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.
somebody hax my account i think.
wow they must be pretty good to get both your boyah and nsf accounts then
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
You do too. Shut up.
No i dont its bad.
How would you noe?
You told me yourself.
Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.
somebody hax my account i think.
wow they must be pretty good to get both your boyah and nsf accounts then
yes, they hate me.
Err Probably, im not sure, but i have locks on my door, purely because i catch all my parents going through my intercourse ing poop, which i can't stand |:
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
You do too. Shut up.
No i dont its bad.
How would you noe?
You told me yourself.
Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.
somebody hax my account i think.
wow they must be pretty good to get both your boyah and nsf accounts then
yes, they hate me.
aWWW
Not quite, though there's been some close calls.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 21, 2008, 08:59:45 PM
No. Been caught with porn though.
Same. Surprisingly I got in no trouble, and my mom didn't delete any of it. >.>
My dad was one of the best debaters on the debate team in high school. They called him the Master Debater.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.
Weren't they filled with the Holy Spirit and told to go out and spread the word of God? :|
Quote from: Co-Z on January 22, 2008, 06:59:43 AM
My dad was one of the best debaters on the debate team in high school. They called him the Master Debater.
xD My dad has a shirt from a fishing company down in Mexico. The company was called Master Baiters
No, because I generally don't "jack off".
No, but there was this one time though where I was almost caught...
phew...XD
I don't do that anymore. That's mah New Years resolution.
No, as I typically wait until a time in which I can masturbate whilst no one is home.
Quote from: Co-Z on January 22, 2008, 06:59:43 AM
My dad was one of the best debaters on the debate team in high school. They called him the Master Debater.
What school was that? charm school ;)
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.
Weren't they filled with the Holy Spirit and told to go out and spread the word of God? :|
No. This happened when the church was very corrupt and they added things so that everyone would feel bad about everything and they would get money.
I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx). Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X
Quote from: Lotos on January 22, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx). Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X
Thats really embarrassing.
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Quote from: Lotos on January 22, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx). Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X
Thats really embarrassing.
Yeah :-[ I'm pathetic at hiding porn (at least they haven't found the stuff on the disc in my room)
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Quote from: Lotos on January 22, 2008, 11:42:28 AM
I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx). Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X
Thats really embarrassing.
Yeah :-[ I'm pathetic at hiding porn (at least they haven't found the stuff on the disc in my room)
You have a lot of porn.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.
just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.
ONOES
Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.
Weren't they filled with the Holy Spirit and told to go out and spread the word of God? :|
No. This happened when the church was very corrupt and they added things so that everyone would feel bad about everything and they would get money.
Atleast you can admit the Church was corrupt, some people I know won't face the facts. But to get back on point I haven't been caught.
My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.
I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?
Quote from: Helios on January 22, 2008, 12:08:18 PM
My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.
I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?
I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.
Shut up.
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Quote from: Helios on January 22, 2008, 12:08:18 PM
My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.
I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?
I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.
Damn, you're retarded.
Quote from: Helios on January 22, 2008, 12:08:18 PM
My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.
I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?
Being caught by your mom is worse, they will ninny about it...
As far as I know of no I havent.
I love locks. :)
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.
Shut up.
Why?
Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.
You can just ignore me. Its funny that you say that because im getting annoyed too. Why do you have to quote me on every single thing i say if i annoy you so much? Its getting tiring.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.
Shut up.
Why?
Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.
You can just ignore me. Its funny that you say that because im getting annoyed too. Why do you have to quote me on every single thing i say if i annoy you so much? Its getting tiring.
Because nobody else is going to call you out.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.
Shut up.
Why?
Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.
You can just ignore me. Its funny that you say that because im getting annoyed too. Why do you have to quote me on every single thing i say if i annoy you so much? Its getting tiring.
Because nobody else is going to call you out.
And this concerns you because?
By the way, there is nothing "foul" about this particular activity besides wasting sperm I guess. It just isn't accepted into normal society as being "decent," which makes sense I guess, but...it's not wrong in any way. It's actually a great alternative to intercourse because you can't get STI's ^_^
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Quote from: Helios on January 22, 2008, 12:08:18 PM
My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.
I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?
Being caught by your mom is worse, they will ninny about it...
My mom's over it. Your mom will ninny about it at first, dad won't really care, a younger sibling will have no idea what the intercourse is going on, an older sister will be disgusted/laughing at you, an older brother will either laugh or if you're really (and I mean REALLY) lucky, give you porn.
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Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 12:42:49 PM
And this concerns you because?
Liars annoy me.
Suck it up.
you do it first, then let me know, k? ;)
... okay.
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Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 12:47:04 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 12:42:49 PM
And this concerns you because?
Liars annoy me.
Suck it up.
you do it first, then let me know, k? ;)
... okay.
kthnxbai
Flaming and spam.
Ooh.