I was in class, and for some reason, we started talking about icebergs.
One of the students said "Why doesn't NASA build a space ship to take all the melting icebergs to space?"
I responded "They can't, it's too expensive, and I doubt NASA can build something that can carry something that heavy." He said " Then just make a big bowl to hold all of it in".
"Shut the intercourse up dude."
Your turn.
"That's what she said"
"If I close Firefox, does that mean I'm being disconnected from the Internet?"
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 29, 2008, 03:00:20 PM
"If I close Firefox, does that mean I'm being disconnected from the Internet?"
lulz
I have nothing to contribute :(
Nothing that good to contribute.
But that's funny.
"Can you fix my computer?"
"How much?"
"A dollar."
-exit stage left-
"I thought Micheal Jordon was the gay one...."
"Didn't Nintendo first release the Genesis??
That is all....not really good ones.
I found this!
"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush
Quote from: WaterGod on August 29, 2008, 03:37:15 PM
I found this!
"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush
Oh god....
"I don't like anime because I watched Naruto and didn't like it."
Not directly said by anyone in particular, but...yeah.
Quote from: WaterGod on August 29, 2008, 03:37:15 PM
I found this!
"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush
xD
Fucking dumbass.
Quote from: Mystic on August 29, 2008, 03:48:02 PM
Quote from: WaterGod on August 29, 2008, 03:37:15 PM
I found this!
"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush
xD
f***ing dumbass.
I thought that Al Gore said that...
On my vacation in California, I went to Palo Alto and I heard this girl say to her friend:
"...And even though sucky people aren't that sucky."
My brother and I looked at each other, laughed and he said "What an intelligent conversation they're having".
It was pretty funny at the moment.
I believe Blaziken's said once that he wasn't annoying.
So I thought that was pretty amusing.
Person: "How do I change my homepage?"
Me: Err, lemme ask you this first. When you click on a link, does it open up in a tab or a window?
Person: "Yeah, Window Vista!"
It's not all that funny, but..
I'm not very familiar with the kids on my bus (beacuse of the move 'n all), but apparently a boy and possibly a stepsister were talking about something, and she said
"You know my mom?"
"Your mom is my mom"
"Oh, yeah, right >_>"
"Everyone gets their blonde moments"
Quote from: Byte on August 29, 2008, 03:57:56 PM
Me: Err, lemme ask you this first. When you click on a link, does it open up in a tab or a window?
Person: "Yeah, Window Vista!"
Uh.............wth moment?
Quote from: Marth Xero on August 29, 2008, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: Mystic on August 29, 2008, 03:48:02 PM
Quote from: WaterGod on August 29, 2008, 03:37:15 PM
I found this!
"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush
xD
f***ing dumbass.
I thought that Al Gore said that...
IT WAS MANBEARPIG! I'M SUPER SUPER CEREAL!
I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.
Bakada...
Stupid..
"Can you shave my coin purse?"
I have a coin purse.
Quote from: WaterGod on August 29, 2008, 03:37:15 PM
I found this!
"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush
sounds like something General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove was saying
Quote from: Allegretto on August 29, 2008, 05:47:40 PM
I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.
What about when GLaDOS promised you Cake?
Quote from: Mario583 on August 30, 2008, 09:14:49 AM
Quote from: Allegretto on August 29, 2008, 05:47:40 PM
I love you was the biggest lie iv ever heard.
What about when GLaDOS promised you Cake?
and when she "pretended" to kill you
But you were like "NO WAY"
"Hey, NSider died. Let's start a forum to keep the community alive."
"what's the ark of the covenant?"
note that this was said by a junior in high school
Quote from: Mario583 on August 30, 2008, 09:14:49 AM
What about when GLaDOS promised you Cake?
If you were trying to be funny with another Cake is a Lie joke, it didn't work.
..."I'm smarter than you."...
The above is stupid.
Quote from: Blaze-San on August 30, 2008, 01:38:58 PM
The above is stupid.
うるさい！You're just a stupid plebeian go back to living in a hutt you faggot. You don't understand ingenious comments and true living.
Quote from: Blaze-San on August 30, 2008, 01:38:58 PM
The above is stupid.
Do you have any evidence to back up this wild statement, Herr Forhead?
Wow we got 2 more Kaz's for NSFCD.
Holy poop.
You're hated by everyone Blaze.
How does it feel?
Quote from: Blaze-San on August 30, 2008, 01:50:13 PM
Wow we got 2 more Kaz's for NSFCD.
The more Kaz's the better.
We need more awesome people like him.
Quote from: Sync on August 30, 2008, 01:50:56 PM
Holy poop.
You're hated by everyone Blaze.
How does it feel?
You think I really care if any one of you hate me online? Its not like you're going to come to Nevada and beat me up~
Quote from: Blaze-San on August 30, 2008, 01:50:13 PM
Wow we got 2 more Kaz's for NSFCD.
Quote from: Sync
The more Kaz's the better.
We need more awesome people like him.
...sure.
Even the new users hate Blaziken.
Quote from: Riosan on August 30, 2008, 02:24:58 PM
Even the new users hate Blaziken.
Hi I'm new ::)
I hate Blaze for some reason.
The stupid thing I ever herd (not counting the thing's that Bush says's) was from my last social studies teacher. He said "I watch Fox News's". Once I found that out I could not trust any thing he said after that.
um so today me and some friends went to this welcome party to meet this exchange student from Argentina
and someone asked her host father this:
"where's your wife?"
"Oh she's in New Jersey with our son"
"really what part?"
"Philadelphia"
:|
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 29, 2008, 03:00:20 PM
"If I close Firefox, does that mean I'm being disconnected from the Internet?"
actually if it's a dial up connection thats a valid point.
Quote from: extraz on September 01, 2008, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 29, 2008, 03:00:20 PM
"If I close Firefox, does that mean I'm being disconnected from the Internet?"
actually if it's a dial up connection thats a valid point.
No it isn't.
You can be online without having a browser open.
One time this girl said we should all flood the world because God wont do it again. Then she said we should just get rid of everything we have and started over.
I intercourse ing owned her after that.
Well, it's not really stupid. But it shows they're stupid. This was in geometry(most freshmen are in algebra 1)
Teacher - Hi, my name is *insert name here*
Some older kid in the back - This is my third year Mr. *insert name here*! I'm going to pass Geometry!
I think he was serious, too...
Quote from: klavier_gavin on August 30, 2008, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on August 30, 2008, 01:38:58 PM
The above is stupid.
Do you have any evidence to back up this wild statement, Herr Forhead?
I laughed...so god darn hard. Oh my god.
Two memorable statements from the executive principal of my school:
"Teachers, only count the warm bodies you can touch. If you can't see them, don't count them. We need a body count."
"Students, I must remind you that this is a learning-free environment."
My brother told me "Your mom" after I said he was stupid.
Point proven.
OH, I got one now! This was in health class a few days ago. We were telling unique things about ourselves, lol.
Girl - Well...um...oh! I was born in Alaska!
Teacher - Oh! Did you hear about the governor of Alaska being McCain's running mate?
Girl - What's a McCain?
:D
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on September 04, 2008, 12:52:24 PM
OH, I got one now! This was in health class a few days ago. We were telling unique things about ourselves, lol.
Girl - Well...um...oh! I was born in Alaska!
Teacher - Oh! Did you hear about the governor of Alaska being McCain's running mater?
Girl - What's a McCain?
:D
Wow, can people be that out of date? >.<
Talking about Euthanasia, one kid raises his hand.
"Euthanasia? I thought we were talking abotu kids in Asia". He was dead intercourse ing serious.
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
My English teacher said that if I'm absent from class it will result in sending me home from school :|
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your
faggotry worthiness
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;
You hate
me us for ripping on your poop?
Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on September 04, 2008, 01:18:49 PM
Talking about Euthanasia, one kid raises his hand.
"Euthanasia? I thought we were talking abotu kids in Asia". He was dead intercourse ing serious.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I take it that he doesn't know Euthanasia = Killing your pets...painlessly of course. >_>
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;
You hate me us for ripping on your poop?
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else, going around and insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;
You hate me us for ripping on your poop?
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else, going around and insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
How are
we they better?
There are some other great games you could play...
I think my blonde moment yesterday was one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
In the middle of class, we were naming stuff that started with E and I said "E for Ambassador!" >_>
I think I was thinking of it in Spanish or something.
EDIT: I forgot to mention this was in AP World History. xD
I'm not Azn, (that's about the only race I don't have in me) i cant play DDR.
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:29:46 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;
You hate me us for ripping on your poop?
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else, going around and insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
How are we they better?
There are some other great games you could play...
No interest in them usually, name one.
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
Hee hee.
I hate on you because you're a stupid weeaboo who knows he's annoying, intentionally trolls, whines about anyone who doesn't stand up for you, I'M BLACK Y'ALL I'M BLACK Y'ALL I'M BLACKITY BLACKITY BLACK Y'ALL, and other annoying stuff.
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:29:46 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;
You hate me us for ripping on your poop?
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else, going around and insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
How are we they better?
There are some other great games you could play...
No interest in them usually, name one.
Cave StoryYour loss in not interested ::)
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:48:16 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:29:46 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club. Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;
You hate me us for ripping on your poop?
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else, going around and insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
How are we they better?
There are some other great games you could play...
No interest in them usually, name one.
Cave Story
Your loss in not interested ::)
fisfisfisfdsdffasffs
Quote from: Riosan on September 04, 2008, 04:46:09 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.
Hee hee.
I hate on you because you're a stupid weeaboo who knows he's annoying, intentionally trolls, whines about anyone who doesn't stand up for you, I'M BLACK Y'ALL I'M BLACK Y'ALL I'M BLACKITY BLACKITY BLACK Y'ALL, and other annoying stuff.
Well, that made me laugh. :P
Quote from: Sync on August 30, 2008, 01:50:56 PM
Holy poop.
You're hated by everyone Blaze.
How does it feel?
You get used to it after awhile.
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else
Don't tell me you actually believe that. My dear Blaze, you take me far, far too seriously. Lighten up.
Quote from: Kaz on September 05, 2008, 11:00:40 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else
Don't tell me you actually believe that. My dear Blaze, you take me far, far too seriously. Lighten up.
Last time i did that I was taken advantage of.
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 04:40:22 PM
I'm not Azn, (that's about the only race I don't have in me) i cant play DDR.
um...I'm not either but I can play on Heavy
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 06, 2008, 09:48:47 AM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 04:40:22 PM
I'm not Azn, (that's about the only race I don't have in me) i cant play DDR.
um...I'm not either but I can play on Heavy
Same.
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements
after that the whole class started laughing
Why?
I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
Me too....I <3 DDR
This isn't an exact quote...
Global warming definately exists <--------That right there is impossible to prove right now.
The many dumb ass things I've been asked and told:
'Are there any polar bears that aren't white?'
'I heard your brother is gay. Has he ever tried to have sex with you?'
'If the Bible was written by God how can it not be true? It says in the Bible that it is the word of God.'
'Well it's just that most Puerto Ricans cheat on their wives.'
'We went into Iraq to free them from Saddam.'
'You can't say you support the troops and then say you disagree with Bush.'
'...These 'animes' are clearly an attack by Japan on our moral values. It perpetuates gender abuse, crude behavior, substance abuse, pedophilia, and even satanism. If you've seen more than a few of these anime, it's satanic ties became easily apparant as the 'Hereos' are often amorale, sociopaths with supernatural powers (All clearly demonic in origin)...'
'...I'm just saying that their not really stereotypes. I mean almost every black celebrity calls themself of gangster. They're always getting in trouble for drugs, and drinking, and their really prone to violent actions. And all the statistics show that blacks make up the largest part of our prisoners.'
Every time Silver opens his mouth, it becomes the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Every day he baffles me on how a comment of his can be more stupid than his previous comment.
And then he speaks.
YOU ZINK EET IZ EAZEE TO MAKE PRIORITEEZ???
-Stephane Dion, Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada.
"I'm not a whore, I've only had sex with one guy"
"I thought you said you've had like 5 guys go down on you before"
"Yeah? It's not sex."
...<,<... I'm sorry, but regardless of what kind of sexual activity you're doing, if you've had 5 different people in your pants in a year, I will quite possibly call you a whore <3
"Joe, you should go to Mark's house and see his cool computer, ITS GOT LINISTA!"
1. My computer isn't all that good, just good for the price
2. It's Linux
And I think they are coming to my house this coming weekend....oh boy...