OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Redpaige13]

MY FRIEND'S WATER BROKE!!  SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!!!

I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!

...Yeah. 

LITTLE EMILY JAMIE VAMPIRA IS COMMING!!! <33333333333

Nope.  Nevermind.  Just the Membrane broke.  She's on her way home.

[Redpaige13]

I swear to intercourse ing God I'm going to break this intercourse ing phone if I don't get a hold of Nicole at the Hospital..

[THEEVILSPERKY]

I'm a half-uncle myself.

My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.

I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>

CONGRATS!

Emily Jamie Vampira eh?  Cool name. ;D

[Redpaige13]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!  I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE!!

[Redpaige13]

I'm a half-uncle myself.

My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.

I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>

CONGRATS!

Emily Jamie Vampira eh?  Cool name. ;D

Oh.   You're dad's a Pimp! xD 

<3

Not to many  people appreciated the second middle name "Vampira". 

[THEEVILSPERKY]

Vampira is a sexy name. ^_^

And yes, go dad. >_>

What are we on now.. 4.. 5?

He had at least two marriages before the one I came from.. and at least one after my mom.. so.. at least 4.. maybe more.. I don't know. o_o;

I think I take after him in a few ways, haha.

[Riosan]

I doubt I'm going to be anything other than a second cousin or, possibly, a godfater, seeing as how my only sister is younger than me.

[Redpaige13]

Vampira is a sexy name. ^_^

And yes, go dad. >_>

What are we on now.. 4.. 5?

He had at least two marriages before the one I came from.. and at least one after my mom.. so.. at least 4.. maybe more.. I don't know. o_o;

I think I take after him in a few ways, haha.

..How old are you? o.O

I doubt I'm going to be anything other than a second cousin or, possibly, a godfater, seeing as how my only sister is younger than me.

That confused me for some reason. o.o;

[Redpaige13]

Great.  I get to tell my step-mom that she can't see the baby after she's born. 

I love it when my friend puts me in these kinds of situations!  I love being placed in a really uncomfortable situation between them, when I don't even want to be involved!

Thank you.  Thank you SO much.

[THEEVILSPERKY]

I'm only 19.  My dad's mid-60's right now.  His current wife is 29 years younger than him.  My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@

[Riosan]

That confused me for some reason. o.o;

wut

I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.

[Redpaige13]

I'm only 19.  My dad's mid-60's right now.  His current wife is 29 years younger than him.  My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@

Wow, you got my dad beat!  lol
My step-mom's only 13 years younger than him.

I thought you were older than that!

wut

I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.

I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff. 

[Riosan]

I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff. 

My uncle's daughter, my cousin, had a son 2 years ago. I'm his second cousin.

It's confusing, I know. D:

[Redpaige13]

I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff. 

My uncle's daughter, my cousin, had a son 2 years ago. I'm his second cousin.

It's confusing, I know. D:

Very much so.. @.@;;

[THEEVILSPERKY]

Nah, haha, I'm still very much a kid. :P