The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Shujinco2]

4life comes back again.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Triforce_Luigi]

You become a poor bum who dies cold and alone in New York City.

I wish that level 256 of PacMan was made possible.

[Shujinco2]

It is,  but it's so insanly hard, you lose all your lives in 10 seconds anyway.

[Triforce_Luigi]

I wish people would remember to make wishes.

[GreatGonzales106]

Nobody ever forgets again but you.


I wish I would stop dozing off.

[SkyMyl]

You fall asleep. Forever.

I wish I would stop eating so much Cheese. >_<

[Shujinco2]

You eat a bunch of cheese-wiz instead.

I wish I had a can of whipped cream.

[Java]

You get rancid Cheese Wiz disguised as whipped cream.

I wish I was a baller.

[Shujinco2]

Your really good, but become only 7 inches tall, therefore having no affect in the game what-so-ever.

I REALLY WISH I COULD FIND SOME REALLY GOOD DR. SLUMP ENGLISH SUBS!

[HTA!]

They are in black and white

I wish the Lions didn't go 0-16 D:

[Nayrman]

The Lions go 1-15 the next fifteen years

I wish I had an infinate amount of money

[GreatGonzales106]

You get an infinate amount of money, but that actually means nothing because you don't have an infinite amount.

I wish I didn't have to take AP World History.

[Kilroy]

Instead, you are placed in the lowest form of World History, being taught with the mentally retarded, and also being treated like one.

I wish The Game never existed.

[Shujinco2]

They are in black and white

I wish the Lions didn't go 0-16 D:

You know, at this point, I would not mind.

Anyway: The world blows up, and as it turns out, The Game could have saved it, IF it were to exist.

I wish I knew what The Game was.

[Java]

You do, but you just lost it.

I wish I could manage my time better.