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Started by Kilroy, May 24, 2009, 02:46:05 PM

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Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Kilroy

Title: Kilroy cybers for lulz, and it doesn't work D:

[spoiler=Pretty Disgusting]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: intercourse  yeah
You: let's do it
You: im the girl
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: im the guy
You: alright then
You: 19/f/ny
Stranger: 21/m/mo
You: d-cup breasts, 5"6, brunette
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: 6'3''
Stranger: athletic
Stranger: dirty blonde
You: niiiiiiice
Stranger: so what do you like
You: hmmmmm
You: I like it by the pool :]
Stranger: lets go outside then...
You: alriiiiightttt
You: hey sexy
You: *spanks*
Stranger: ooh i like that
Stranger: darn girl
Stranger: tell me about what you're wearing
You: a bikini two sizes too small :]
Stranger: mmm yes
You: what about you?
Stranger: black jockeys
Stranger: so you can tell what you're in for ;)
You: mmmmmmm
You: let's take these offff
You: so how big is ittt
You: before i take it off
Stranger: i've got a solid 9 for you
You: oh god it's huuuuuge
You: i dont think it'll fit lol
Stranger: we'll make it fit
You: let's take this off, then, baby :]]]
You: i take off my bikini
You: wanna intercourse  my tits baby?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: they're huuge
Stranger: im taking down my pants
You: here lemme help
Stranger: oooh do your thing
You: mmmm
You: lemme suck on it first
Stranger: do it baby
You: *sucks*
You: mmf
Stranger: mmmmmmm
You: so tasty
Stranger: goddamm
You: alright time for some tits :]
Stranger: yes let me get a feel for them
You: kay
Stranger: ooohh they're perfect
Stranger: ive never seen better
You: thankssss
You: :)
Stranger: darn you got me going
You: you wanna do it now or should we have a little bit more fun?
Stranger: im in no rush :)
You: alrightttyyy
You: oh im so wet though
Stranger: i wanna do down on you
Stranger: get you really hot
You: oh you big meanie :)
You: come on down then
Stranger: oooh you're as sweet as honey
You: thanks baby
Stranger: i could stay down here for hours
You: oh keep going
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: ohhhhhhhhhh
You: so gooooooooooodddddddddd
Stranger: yeah do you like that?
You: yeah baby :]
You: oh put your whole hand in baby
Stranger: mmm you got it
You: ohhhhhhhhhhh it hurts
You: but it feels soooooooo gooooooood
You: oh baby please intercourse  me
You: intercourse  me any way you like
Stranger: lay down
You: alrighttt
You: kay im down
Stranger: im kissing you all down your body
Stranger: exploring
You: heehee
You: it tickles :)
Stranger: mmm im taking my place on top
Stranger: you're soo wet
You: i knowwww
You: ohhhh put it in baby please
Stranger: mmm its in
Stranger: oh baby you feel great
You: ohhhhhhhhh its so bigg
You: ungh
Stranger: im pushing deeper
You: mmmmm
You: more please
You: it's so good baby
You: i love you
Stranger: mmmm i love you too
Stranger: im holding your hands above your head
Stranger: let me do the work
You: mmm im holding baby
You: you work your magic
Stranger: im going faster
You: mmm faster
You: i love it
Stranger: moving in pace with your moans :)
You: ohhh
Stranger: oooh it feels amazing
You: baby let me ride youuuuuu
Stranger: ok im flipping over
You: alrighttttt
You: time for me to do some of the work :)
Stranger: mmm i cant wait
You: kay im on top
You: oh it feels so much bigger like thissss
You: uhn
You: its all the way in
Stranger: oh my god baby
You: my legs are shaking it feels so good
Stranger: its so deep
You: i love youuuu
Stranger: mmmmm i love you too
Stranger: you're so good
You: ok im gonna try moving up and down now
Stranger: mmm do it
You: uhnnnnn
You: too good
You: i never wanna stop
Stranger: oooh keep going
You: i am baby :]
You: ohhhh going faster now
Stranger: uhh
You: mmmmm baby i wanna swallow all your cum
Stranger: oooh you will
You: i cant wait
Stranger: mmm you're ass feels great in my hands
You: mmmm
You: you know what ive never tried?
Stranger: tell me
You: anal :)
Stranger: oooh i like the way you think
You: lets do it
Stranger: bend over
You: already am baby
Stranger: mmm im coming in close
You: put it in slowly please
Stranger: gonna start slow
You: baby i cant wait put it in
Stranger: mmm im putting it in real easy
You: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: fingering you with my free hand as well
You: i noticed :]]
You: it hurts but it feels so good
Stranger: mmm im almost all in
You: oh god i love youuu
You: this is so great
Stranger: baby you're the best
You: thanksss
Stranger: so how does it feel
You: amazinggggg
You: start moving
Stranger: im moving slow
Stranger: easing into it
You: ohhhhhh it feels so good
You: im moaning so loud :)
Stranger: i think the neighbors just flipped their lights on lol
You: i hope my sister doesnt hear...
You: lol i think so too
Stranger: im moving a little faster now
You: uhn
Stranger: what if you sister hears?
You: she might get mad
Stranger: i dont care im not stopping
You: kaaaayyy
You: keep going baby
You: this is so gooood
Stranger: going faster
You: oh go faster please
Stranger: mmm faster
You: oh baby full speed come on
You: gimmie it
Stranger: mmm im going hard now
Stranger: harder
You: ohhhhhhhh
You: so goooooooooddddd
You: my ass is splitting apart
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: darn girl
Stranger: you feel so good
You: oh goddddddd
You: hey baby
You: try putting a finger in my ass with your dick :]
You: just stretch my ass out baby
You: this feels too good
Stranger: darn you're freaky
You: i know lol
You: :]]
You: you should see me masturbating
You: lol
You: uhn
You: so good
Stranger: mm ive got a finger in
Stranger: how is it?
You: ohhhh its great
You: hurts tho lol
Stranger: tell me how you want it
You: oh baby i just want to drink all your cum right now
You: i cant take it anymore
Stranger: mmm im almost there
You: keep going
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: oh god
You: oh lemme drink it baby
Stranger: ok flip around
You: done
You: got my lips around yout huge cock
Stranger: oh god i've never felt this good
You: cum in my mouth baby
You: me neither :)
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: here it comes
You: mmmm
You: ohhhh
You: it's so tasty
You: mmf
Stranger: oooh my god
You: there's so muccccchhhh
Stranger: that is amazing
You: how can you cum so muchh
You: lol
You: ok i gotta swallow
You: *gulp*
Stranger: i can't help it
Stranger: sexy girls like you bring the best out of me
You: oh theres more!
You: lol thanks
You: baby you wanna see what you intercourse ed?
You: ive got pics :))
Stranger: lets see
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: darn thats hot
You: i know lol
Stranger: i love air hockey players
You: its my favorite game :]
Stranger: any more pics?
You: id have to dig them up
You: oh look
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
You: and this is my last onee
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/spoiler]
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Doodle

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: heyy
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: Hell yeah
You: okay
You: lets exchange pics
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
You: this should get u goin
Stranger: Sexy
Stranger: Where's your dick ?
You: im a girl
Stranger: lies
Stranger: You look like a cow
You: what
You: my weight is perfectly fine
You: and healthy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YEAH

Light

#3
I think I'm doing it wrong.
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: To what email should I send you the pics of my schlong?
You: Do you like air hockey?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like playing it
Stranger: with my penis
You: I play a mean game
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
You: I'm sexy
You: Right
Stranger: You know it
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What's the best food ever?
You: Hi.
You: This: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
Stranger: Yep
You: amirite?
Stranger: urrite
You: I know I am.
You: Because that's me in that pic.
Stranger: Yeah?
You: And I'm a intercourse ing beast.
You: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: Do you know wrestling moves?
You: No.
Stranger: Awwww
Stranger: What is an Nsider?
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

EDIT: [spoiler=I think I did it right now]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hi
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: heyy ok
You: ok pics first?
Stranger: ok what is your email/
You: naw just here
Stranger: ?
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129 < This is me sexy <3
Stranger: I dont have pics on net
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg And me again <3
Stranger: haha still have not seen the first
You: Just see it and post your reaction to my hotness. <3
Stranger: wow beautiful
Stranger: what r u?
Stranger: like what sex?
You: f
You: <3
Stranger: its not clear
Stranger: haha
You: what
Stranger: too intercourse in funny
You: ;-;
You: </3
You: whats so funny
Stranger: I would kick the poop out of u if u fancy that
You: why would u wana do tht?
Stranger: or do a big poope in your mouth
You: what
You: why
Stranger: actually
Stranger: can u wait?
Stranger: i need a poop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
Holy crap all my sigs were always poop. Best leave this space alone.

Kilroy

[spoiler=Damn, I've been found!]Talk to strangers!
2202 users online
the Funadvice Traffic Exchange
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: kind of horny lol
Stranger: haha,, that's the way to go!
Stranger: where you from?
You: new york
Stranger: aight, where in the big apple do you live!?
You: oh im not in the city lol
You: two hours north actually
Stranger: okay!
You: you seem a bit excited lol
Stranger: Im very bored xD
You: i think i can fix that
You: :)
Stranger: haha orly
You: ya :P
Stranger: how?
You: i said im horny
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah, who does that help me? a honry guy/girl on a different continent
Stranger: Im not so horney
Stranger: I think not annyway
You: you've never cybered?
Stranger: nop
You: it's fun lol
Stranger: okey.. I hop you're a girl lol. otherwise it's kinda odd
You: im a girl
You: dont worry
You: :P
Stranger: :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so you wanna have cybersex with me lol
You: heyy might as well lol
Stranger: oh why not
You: so
You: what do you look like
Stranger: Im a flexibel guy
You: i like flexible :)
You: anything else?
Stranger: let's talk about what you want
Stranger: and like
You: well
You: i like my guys tall
You: brown hair is a plus
You: and of course a big dick :)
Stranger: haha, Im 73.6 in and gor brown hair
You: 73.6 what?
Stranger: inches
You: im confused >_>
Stranger: tall
Stranger: not my dick..
You: oh
You: lol
You: i feel dumb
You: oh 6"1 XD
Stranger: I thuink my dicks about 8 inches
Stranger: we use centimeters in sweden.. so I used cuz I thought that was it xD
You: haha
You: well we'll see about your dick soon :)
You: let's seee
You: im about 5"6 (feet/inches)
You: D-cup bra
You: brunette
Stranger: sounds like u a nice gal
Stranger: are*
You: ive been told that a few times :]
You: thankss tho
You: so
You: where do you like to do it?
Stranger: where... hmm you choose
You: i always liked it by the pool
Stranger: in the pool or buy the pool?
Stranger: by*
You: either works
You: :]
Stranger: oh darn.. not in.. that's danerous for a dude you know! the vain under the dick can break of the fiction that the warter generate's lets do it by the pool:)
You: really?
Stranger: yepp
You: darn
Stranger: wanna do it over cam?
You: dont have a cam
You: sorry :(
You: thatd be really cool tho
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: send med a pic then
You: k hold on
You: aha
You: there it is
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: haha... =)
You: what?
Stranger: hot lips!
You: thanks :]
Stranger: the crazy look.. but you know what.. I think you're just one of those fag guys playin a joke! haha that was the first thing I thoght when u said u where horney! To prove me wrong, gimmie your msn!
You: msn?
Stranger: were*
Stranger: oh, you dont know what msn are?
You: no...
You: oh!
You: you mean that windows messanger thing?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: windows live messanger
You: ive been using my bros old :)
You: old one*
You: slugger7000@aim.com
Stranger: u just a sad motherintercourse er with no life..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Kilroy

[spoiler=STRANGER DANGER]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
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You: GET OOOOOOUT
You: MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: ?
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Kilroy

[spoiler=Save the Lesbian Whales]Talk to strangers!
2250 users online
the Funadvice Traffic Exchange
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you seen a lesbian whale around here?
Stranger: yes its just past by
You: She looks something like this
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/21.jpg
Stranger: WOW
You: A better example would be this: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: EVEN BETTER
You: She's endangered.
You: We need to save the Lesbian Whales (Lesbionus Fattassines) from extinction.
You: Would you care to join our cause?
You: Come now, please join our wonderful cause?
You: Lest I throw sticky bombs at you
You: This is your final warning!
You: Join or Gib!
You: Ten.
You: Nine.
You: Eight.
You: Seven.
You: Sex.
You: Five.
You: Four.
You: Three.
You: Two.
You: ONE.
You: THE CART HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS
You: BWAAHAHA;LADSKHFLDSAJKCVNSADFSJA
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Kilroy

You people should omegle more.

[spoiler=EDWARD?!?]Talk to strangers!
2200 users online
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EDWARD?! EDWARD CULLEN?!
You: WHAT
You: I LOVE EDWARD
You: HE'S SO HOT
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: LOOK HOW HOT I AM
You: THINK OF ME ON THE FLOOR
You: NAKED
You: MASTURBATING TO EDWARD
You: OH GOD I'M SO SEXY
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK HO
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING TO
You: BILLY MAYS I THINK
You: HE'S PRETTY HOT TOO
Stranger: SHUT THE HELL UP
You: HE SUCKS IN BED
You: NO U
Stranger: AND BACK UP OFF HIM[/spoiler]
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Lotos

Quote from: Kilroy the Not-Spy on May 24, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
You people should omegle more.

[spoiler=EDWARD?!?]Talk to strangers!
2200 users online
the Funadvice Traffic Exchange
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EDWARD?! EDWARD CULLEN?!
You: WHAT
You: I LOVE EDWARD
You: HE'S SO HOT
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: LOOK HOW HOT I AM
You: THINK OF ME ON THE FLOOR
You: NAKED
You: MASTURBATING TO EDWARD
You: OH GOD I'M SO SEXY
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK HO
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING TO
You: BILLY MAYS I THINK
You: HE'S PRETTY HOT TOO
Stranger: SHUT THE HELL UP
You: HE SUCKS IN BED
You: NO U
Stranger: AND BACK UP OFF HIM[/spoiler]

I lol'd hard when I actually saw the pic :D

Light

[spoiler=Never seen you before, but...]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Over 9000/transvestite/Hell
Stranger: sweet, just my type
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/21.jpg  < ME
Stranger: intercourse  noob, 3rd time now, stop trolling, lame
Stranger: naab
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]
Holy crap all my sigs were always poop. Best leave this space alone.

The Riddler

#10
[spoiler]
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: y helo tharYou: 1+1=3, 3-1=1, 1x2=3, 3/2=1Stranger: i see what you did thereYou: math is as simple as the gameStranger: GODDAMN YOU /B/You: nowYou: rage.You: like you've never raged before.Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUStranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBNNNNNNSERIUNBGIOUBLRBGOIUAWERBGVLAEIRUBGOEIRUVBALERBVAORGBAPVGBAPERGBAStranger: ERGATUYBGAERGUYBAERKGYBAEROUGBAERStranger: HASERTHUAERBFLAEURBGOAERGBOAERYFGAORVAPERGHAERIGHAOERVHAPRIEGHAYou: now, gtfo my omegleStranger: ERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBStranger: butYou: no butsYou: gtfo.Stranger: what about candlejYou: failYou: you say candlejack THEN he com[/spoiler]
I'm a newfag disguised as an oldfag.

Rayquarian

I disconnect early every time I use omegle.  I don't have the guts to talk to complete strangers over the internet.

...Well, that was ironic.

GreatGonzales106

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey can I ask you a question?
You: yes
Stranger: Do you have Battletoads?
You: no
Stranger: Damn
You: but i heard gamestop does
Stranger: AWESOME
You: you should call them and find out
Stranger: kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

Captain Justice

Quote from: Talim on September 04, 2009, 05:26:53 PM
Yesterday, sort of. I was on the verge of crying. Why? I got into an argument with a couple other people from #nsider and it got me really upset. I didn't really cry much though
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 20, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Can we ban Hoss, please?

GreatGonzales106

[spoiler=Omegle Roll'd?]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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