Unofficial Omegle Copypaste Thread

[Silverhawk79]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you know how to get bloodstains out of carpet
You: and um
You: off of walls
Stranger: yeah
You: good because the cops will be here in like 10 minutes
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[whatwewishfor]

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Stranger: JOIN NSFCD
You: Eyes, from across the room.
You: WHAT
You: KILROY
You: MARCUS
You: NSFCD
You: .com
You: /forums
You: WHAT
You: WHO ARE YOU

You: WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: How do you know Kilroy?
You: I go to NSFCD
You: Lmao
Stranger: I am Shujinco
You: who are you
You: I'm Www4
You: Lmao
Stranger: :O
Stranger: What are thre odds
You: I don't know
You: hey y
You: youre that guy
You: im like
You: wanna see my naked brother
Stranger: NO. >:(
You: Ok
You: I'm posting this thread
You: In the thread

what are the odds

[GreatGonzales106]

[spoiler=lol]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: hi i'm male 17 years old and from holland if you don't like it leave
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[Captain Justice]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup bro
Stranger: hi
You: you tell tyrone to get my money like I asked?
Stranger: im only 17
Stranger: lol
You: I'm only 19.
Stranger: im from cali
You: I'm from CA too!
Stranger: HAHA SWeet!]
You: What city?
Stranger: u a boy?
You: yeah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ima girl lol :)
You: What city you from? :o
Stranger: LA
Stranger: u?
You: Me too!
Stranger: HAHA no way
You: This is so weird :P
Stranger: ya
Stranger: :)
You: I wonder...
You: What school do you go to? o.o
Stranger: torrance
Stranger: high school
You: WTF ME TOO
Stranger: HAHA NO WAY
Stranger: ya right!
You: This is seriously weird...
Stranger: haha u know jessica?
Stranger: jus broke up with some1 named tomas
You: I think so...
Stranger: what ggrade u in?
You: 12
Stranger: im 11
You: graduating in a few days :)
Stranger: wow thats awsome
Stranger: you should invite me to some grad parties
Stranger: :)
You: heh
You: my name is Ian
Stranger: brown hair?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: haha i seen u
You: No way, serious?
Stranger: in the halls
Stranger: i know about you
Stranger: kinda
You: Heheh :D
Stranger: i think ur kinda hot 2
You: Really? :)
Stranger: ya LOL
You: We should go out sometime :P
Stranger: I would loooooooooooooooove that
Stranger: do your parent mind girls in the house?
You: Nah, they're cool with it
Stranger: even if were..... you know
You: Not if they didn't find out...;)
Stranger: hah:)
Stranger: THey wouldnt mind if we baked a cake togethar?
You: Probably not :P
Stranger: you know what im getting it
You: yeah lol
Stranger: we just wont cook it all the way...
Stranger: :p
You: We could go see a movie wednesday or something
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you got liscense and car?
You: Yeah, nice car too
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: how do you want me to dress on our date?
You: However you'd like :P
Stranger: no really
Stranger: I want to impress you
Stranger: ill do anything ( i mean it)
You: Well, you don't have to dress up too fancy I guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to do after? :P
You: heheh, we could go back to my house for a bit...;)
Stranger: and (be honest :) )
You: y'know...mess around...:P
Stranger: you ever done it b4?
You: not really :x
Stranger: would you tie me to your bed though :p ?
You: if you're into that kind of stuff ;)
Stranger: HAWT
Stranger: YoU CAN Do whatever you want
Stranger: ill be your slave for the nigh :p
You: Awesome :D
Stranger: i havent had sex in so long
Stranger: im craving it so badddddddd
You: aw man, i have to go
You: my laptop's about to die
You: :(
Stranger: k
Stranger: remeber im jessica
Stranger: grade 11
You: I'll look for you :)
Stranger: ill talk to u in school
Stranger: sweet
You: bye
Stranger: later :p
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If that person was telling the truth........I wonder if she confronted Ian about the conversation lmao

[GreatGonzales106]

[spoiler=I never had a brother]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: 你好
Stranger: hi
You: does that mean hi?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hehe~
You: in what language
Stranger: chinese
You: cool
Stranger: oh？
You: i used to be able to speak chinese
Stranger: 真的？
Stranger: really？
Stranger: are you form？
You: but i burned it out of my mind when they killed my brother
You: so
You: you're not actually chinese, right?
Stranger: im real chinese
You: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[Kilroy]

[spoiler=Veverything Vis Vetter Vhen Vit Varts Vith V!]Connecting to server...
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You: nsfcd.com
Stranger: hello
You: Do you go to it?
Stranger: no sorry
You: alright then
You: just making sure
You: its a horrible
You: horrible
You: place
Stranger: what is it?
You: filled with dead babies and poop
You: you don't want to intercourse ing know man
You: Half of the members are gay
You: And half of them are the flamer-kind
You: The other half?
You: Morons.
You: Then there's one.
You: The shining light.
You: VaatixGanon.
You: He is a God on Earth.
You: Even to Atheists
You: Please spread the word of the Vaatix
You: And remember
You: Veverything Vis Vetter Ven Vit Varts Vith V!
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[GreatGonzales106]

[spoiler=asl?]Connecting to server...
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what is asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[GreatGonzales106]

I may have actually gotten someone to join.

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
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You: nsfcd?
Stranger: speak english boy
You: nsfcd.com
You: join
Stranger: what will I find?
You: your wildest dreams will come true
You: just do it
Stranger: ok ok I always wanted those Michael Jackson tickets
Stranger: is it free
You: yeah
Stranger: Im scared
You: don't be
Stranger: Its not normal
You: but it's fun
You: and in need of some members
Stranger: how long has it been up
You: almost two years
Stranger: which one are you
You: you'll see when i post this conversation on a thread sharing omegle conversations
Stranger: oh well hello everyone I will be the noob
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14 and a half
You: perfect
Stranger: you like unders
You: you'll fit in just fine
You: no
You: most of us are teenagers
You: or early 20s
Stranger: i'm coming now
You: yay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[Kilroy]

[spoiler=V, Vart Vwo.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Vhi
Stranger: :D hi
You: Vhow var vou?
Stranger: good you
You: Vine.
You: Veally vored, vough.
Stranger: that sucks, vey var vou valking vith V's vin vront vof vevery ving?
You: Vhat?
You: Vi von't vunderstand.
Stranger: idk
You: Vhatever.
You: Veirdo.
Stranger: that i am XP
You: vava
You: Vell, Vi'm vored.
You: Vood-vye.
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[Kilroy]

[spoiler=Lesbian soulmates]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/4247_175273485474_778800474_6972092_2912516_n.jpg
Stranger: :D
You: you are so hot
Stranger: i know right?
You: i know
Stranger: are you as hot as me?
You: lemme get a pic baybay ;o
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: theeeeeeeeeere we go
You: I intercourse ing love air hockey.
Stranger: it's loadingg
Stranger: oh my god we have to get married
Stranger: we're soulmates
You: I know!
Stranger: lesbian soulmates
You: hawt
Stranger: oh totally
You: we should liek ttly have e-cyber-sex baybay
You: Nah, just kidding.
Stranger: i'm bored by you
Stranger: bye
You: Bye.[/spoiler]

[GreatGonzales106]

[spoiler=Okay...]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello you vagina
You: quite inappropriate
You: any other insults?
You: quick
Stranger: i like you
You: =)
You: i just want you to get it out of your system on me
You: even if you keep doing it to other people
You: so keep em coming
Stranger: cba
Stranger: you are weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[Custom]

[spoiler]
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Stranger: If you're a perv just diconnect ok
You: I'm not a perv.
Stranger: good!
You: ASL?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: 22/f/brazil
Stranger: you?
You: 54/m/tx
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[/spoiler]

That's how you do it.

[whatwewishfor]

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Stranger: hey
You: Thank you for downloading the official Omegle virus.  Download will start in 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE
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hah that was great

[Shujinco2]

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You: Haven't I seen you before?
Stranger: yes
You: But from where?
You: Was it that one time in tiajuana?
Stranger: it was in that hotel room while you were f***in me in the arse
You: Really?
You: That actually happened?
You: f***... too much tequilla
Stranger: you f***ed me all night long =]
You: :(
You: Wait... are you hot?
Stranger: of coarse
You: Then YAY!
You: :)
Stranger: im horny, talk dirty to me
You: Um...
You: Can I talk clean to you?
Stranger: if you want
You: Cool
You: Ok, here it goes
You: Mr. Clean
You: Scrubbing bubbles
You: Um... windex
You: The Works
You: Lysol
Stranger: will you scrub me ;)
You: *grabs the spiked wire sponge and some bleach*
You: certainly
You: *Starts scrubbing you really hard*
Stranger: your turning me off
Stranger: im not wet anymore =[
You: :(
You: Should I start talking clean again?
You: Pinesol
You: Um... Oxyclean
You: Anything made by Billy Mays
You: Dove
You: Um... I'm out of cleaners
You: :|
You: Sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

Cybering gone bad.

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: sex me
You: em xes
Stranger: wut
You: tuw
Stranger: oh s***
You: tihs ho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

This was... just random as hell. :-\


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Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: ih?
You: ?hi
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: ?naem uoy od tahw
Stranger: what are you dojng?
Stranger: todayhumor?
You: ?gnjod uoy era tahw
You: ?romuhyadot
Stranger: I don't know what you are talking about.
Stranger: romuhyadot
You: .tuoba gniklat era uoy tahw wonk t'nod I
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach


Stranger: Okeeey?
Stranger: kinda gay tbh[/spoiler]

Seasons in the sun is NOT GAY! >:(

[spoiler]
2444 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach


Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats all?
You: Hold on... I'm masturbating
Stranger: again?
You: :D
Stranger: come on
Stranger: eight times a day is enough
You: But it's morning. :(
You: I gotta do this before I get to school
You: And see all the sexy girls there
You: And not do a THING for 7 hours
Stranger: olol
You: I HATE SCHOOL!
Stranger: let the girls do the job
You: It's not like if I reach in there
You: And start moaning loudly
You: That Nobody will notice
You: :|
Stranger: do u have a girlfriend?
You: Especially if the front of my pants start going Up, down, Up, down
You: NO I WISH I DID THOUGH
You: :'(
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: :D
You: You lucky bastard
Stranger: :P
Stranger: did u ever had one?
You: No...
You: I suck. :(
Stranger: :D
You: I should pay somebody
Stranger: xD
You: It suck because the only hot girl that likes me is my Cousin
You: And that's ONLY because I'm her cousin
You: She would HATE me otherwise
Stranger: ist it legal having sex with cousins?
You: Wha
You: No, that isn't what I meant
You: I mean that she likes me AT ALL
You: Like she's the only one that isn't a complete b****
Stranger: yep, sure.. she "likes" you ;)
You: Nuh uh
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 16
Stranger: and where are u from?
You: Madison
You: WI
You: The lonly State
You: :(
Stranger: :P
You: Incidentily, it's where all the crazy people come from
Stranger: hrhr
Stranger: no
Stranger: the crazy people are coming from my country
You: Where are you?
Stranger: austria
--> hitler
--> fritzl
You: Yeah... I guess so
You: g2g
You: Skool
Stranger: see ya
You: :'(
Stranger: have fun
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

I made a friend. :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a male.
You: I am too
You: YAY GUY POWER!
Stranger: I am a male.
You: I am too
You: YAY GUY POWER!
Stranger: YAY LETS RUB OUR COCKS TOGETHER
You: OR OUR VAGINAS
Stranger: WE DO NOT HAVE ANY
You: I DO
You: :)
Stranger: dangit
Stranger: You tricked me :([/spoiler]

That was funny.

[SkyMyl]

This is the best thread ever.